Drew Griffin

I bet crocodiles are pissed off that “crocs” no longer stands for “gigantic vicious reptiles,” but now means “crappy shoe.”

There are two kinds of people I don’t trust. Schizophrenics.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio

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If Bilbo’s parents had any sense of humor they would have named him Tea.

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Anyone disturbed by the fact that the prince in Snow White had to kiss a corpse in the middle of the woods surrounded by seven midgets?

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Flava Flav sure must have been busy setting all his jewelry back one hour. You know what Time it is Boooooyyyyyyyyyy!

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